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You can always tell when a man's being a b**** and it's that time of the month- he suddenly thinks he's you, but let's be real: he can't be a b**** and a dick at the same time without actually having one. Men get all moody, act like they invented attitude, and then wonder why nobody's giving them a medal for multitasking. Sorry fellas, just because you can't bleed for a week and survive doesn't mean you get to act like you invented drama. Their PMS stands for "Privileged Man Syndrome"- and the only cramps they get are when their team loses or the WiFi goes down. So next time he's stomping around acting like the world's ending, just hand him a chocolate bar, tell him to take a nap, and remind him: you can't out-b**** the original, and you definitely can't be both a b**** and a dick without the proper equipment- that's a vagina, not a p****-toed wannabe! So the next time Elon Musk claims to be a man, remind my mom it's no...






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